1. You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. Who is with you?

By bff, yo.

2. You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?

A penguin. ;D

3. What interaction takes place between you and the animal?

It says "slide" ...in sexy husky voice.

4. You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe it.

Well, we would suddenly be in a city....with a building, and I would be at the very top, in a huge penthouse.

5. Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?

No.

6. You enter the house. You walk in to the dining room.. what do you see in the dining room?

A table made entirely of glass, bright red chairs like scuptures, like, just large plexyglass squares randomly fitted together to make a chair. Wire flowers in the corner; White fuzzy carpet, and white walls, dunno, pictures.

7. You exit the house and a cup is on the ground, what kind is it?

It's one of those really cool coffee mugs. y'know the ones?

8. What do you do with the cup?

I look at it...wondering why it's there.

9. You walk to the edge of the property where you find yourself standing at the edge of a body of water. What kind of body of water is it?

It's a huge pool, the edges and bottom made of glass, above ground. The pool split in half and the bottom filled with really cool fish, so you can see them when you're swimming.

10. How will you cross the water?

I'll walk under it.
Or on it, because I'm jesus.

1. The person who you are walking in the woods with is the most important person in your life.

Yeah, pretty much.

2. The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the size of your problems in your life.

Haha, yes!


3. The severity of the interaction you have with the animal is representative of how you deal with your problems.

My problems say sexy things to me

4. The size of your dream home is representative of the size of your ambition to solve your problems.

Hmmm.

5. A lack of a fence is indicative of an open personality. People are welcome at all times. The presence of a fence indicates a closed personality. You'd prefer people not drop by unannounced.



6. If your answer did NOT include food, flowers, or people, then you are generally unhappy.

Do wire flowers count?

7. The durability of the material with the cup is made of is representative of the perceived durability of your relationship.

Haha.

8. What you did with the cup is representative of your attitude.

So, I look at things..wondering why they're there
Makes sense.

9. The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your sexual desire.

Ha.

10. The way you cross the water is representative to how easy or hard you expect your life to be.

Lol, I walked on that bitch.